痕迹10086 发表于 2022-4-7 13:20   只看TA 1楼
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[短篇] 笑话三则

1.以前见过这么几句话:“我姓刘,却留不住你的心,我姓李,却理不清你的情,我姓张,却张不开嘴说爱你”现在我感觉这些都弱爆了,今天看见一个:“我姓高,却给不了你高.潮;我姓付,却付不起这200块钱”


2.小鱼问大鱼:“麻麻,为什么他们说鱼的记忆只有七秒吖?” 大鱼说:“你刚才说啥?” 小鱼说:“啥?” 大鱼说:“干啥了?” 小鱼说:“咋的了” 大鱼说:“不到啊”小鱼说:“你谁啊?”大鱼说:“你谁啊?”小鱼说:“你不知道我谁你跟我说话”大鱼说:“是你先跟我说话的”小鱼说:“你有病啊”大鱼说:“你才有病呢”小鱼说:“咋的了,想干架啊”大鱼说:“卧槽!” 大鱼一口把小鱼吃了然后回头说“走儿子,回家,卧槽,我儿子呢?”

3.女:亲爱的,我看上了一个包包,现在打折才两千块。男:不买!女:冰块?男:没商量!女:冰块加温水 男:。。。女:冰块 温水 果冻加跳跳糖 男:好吧,败给你了,买!
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